Jessica Tarlov STORMS OFF The Five in TEARS After Greg Gutfeld’s Shocking Remark About Kamala Harris – What Really Happened Behind the Scenes?

In what can only be described as the most dramatic moment on The Five since Jesse Watters discovered that New York has crime, Fox News’ Jessica Tarlov reportedly stormed off the set in tears after Greg Gutfeld referred to Vice President Kamala Harris as “ignorant.”

According to sources (probably Greg himself), the moment unfolded when Gutfeld, in his usual smug fashion, declared, “Kamala is ignorant,” prompting an immediate gasp from Tarlov. Eyewitnesses claim she clutched her pearls—though, given her liberal leanings, they were probably sustainably sourced—and shouted, “That’s it! I will not stand for this!” before dramatically exiting the studio.

Producers allegedly scrambled to find her, only to discover Tarlov in a darkened hallway, tearfully whispering, “But Greg, what about empathy?” Meanwhile, Gutfeld was last seen lounging at the desk, grinning like a cat that just knocked over a Biden approval poll.

Fox News has yet to comment, but insiders say the network is considering installing a “Tarlov Timeout Zone” just off-camera for moments when the liberal voice of the panel needs a safe space from spicy Gutfeld takes.

As for Kamala Harris? She was reportedly too busy preparing a speech about Venn diagrams to respond.